Archive for April, 2010

You Can Find Time For Everything

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

Dost thou love life?  Then do not squander time,  for that
is the stuff life is made of
.’  Benjamin Franklin

There is a lot of good advice in this chapter in which I don’t
know if there is any better way to say it than the way Harry
Lorayne has written it.

We are all definitely born equal; “Nobody has more time than
you have and nobody has less.  No one can inherit time—or
keep it in a bank to gather interest.”

“An hour contains sixty minutes no matter who is using it.
And even knowing the “right’ people cannot get you more
than twenty-four hours per day.”

The only way to save time is to spend it wisely. Invest your
time properly by improving yourself mentally and physically.
I’m sure you have heard it before, ” but it seems that if you
give a job to a busy person they always seem to have time to
do the job.”

A busy person can’t afford to get behind in their work, so
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Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

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Just like you Dad!

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

Parents, please be watchful of what the little eyes see
and what the little ears hear.  You are hurting them
emotionally and spiritually if you treat them like
they were just another adult.  Children seem to be
forced to grow up awfully fast nowadays and only
because of what they are allowed to hear and see.

Artist/Band: Atkins Rodney
Lyrics for Song: Watching You
Lyrics for Album: If You’re Going Through Hell

Drivin’ through town just my boy and me
With a “Happy Meal” in his booster seat
Knowin’ that he couldn’t have the toy ‘til his nuggets were gone.
A green traffic light turned straight to red
I hit my brakes and mumbled under my breath.
His fries went a flyin’, and his orange drink covered his lap
Well, then my 4 year old said a 4 letter word
It started with “S” and I was concerned
So I said, “Son, now where’d you learn to talk like that?”

Chorus:
He said, I’ve been watching you, dad ain’t that kool?
I’m your buckaroo, I want to be like you.
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are.
We got cowboy boots and camo pants
Yeah, we’re just alike, hey, ain’t we dad
I want to do everything you do.
So I’ve been watching you.

We got back home and I went to the barn
I bowed my head and I prayed real hard
Said, “Lord, please help me help my stupid self.”
Just this side of bedtime later that night
Turnin’ on my son’s Scooby-doo nightlight.
He crawled out of bed and he got down on his knees.
He closed his little eyes, folded his little hands
Spoke to God like he was talkin’ to a friend.
And I said, “Son, now where’d you learn to pray like that?”

Chorus:
He said, I’ve been watching you, dad ain’t that kool?
I’m your buckaroo; I want to be like you.
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are.
We like fixin’ things and holding moma’s hand
Yeah, we’re just alike, hey, ain’t we dad.
I want to do everything you do; so I’ve been watching you.

With tears in my eyes I wrapped him in a hug.
Said, “My little bear is growin’ up.”
And he said, “But when I’m big I’ll still know what to do.”

Chorus:
‘cause I’ve been watching you, dad ain’t that kool?
I’m your buckaroo; I want to be like you.
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are.
By then I’ll be strong as superman
We’ll be just alike, hey, won’t we dad
When I can do everything you do.
‘cause I’ve been watchin’ you.

Think Creatively — and Climb Out of All Your Ruts

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

“Imagination or creative thinking is one ingredient
success cannot do without.”

You may think that you don’t have much imagination and
you will leave the creativity to the creative people.  Well as
far as Harry Lorayne is concerned, you  were born with
imagination and the only reason you don’t feel imaginative
or creative is because you quit using it.

He says you have to practice creative thinking.  It is just
one more thing you need to do to fulfill your desire to succeed.

If you practice kindness you will be kinder, if you practice
courage, you will become more courageous.  So, Harry
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Be careful what you ask for

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

I had received this in an email once before and
because I just received it again, I thought this
would be an appropriate time to post it. I love
it!

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day
* Snopes says this is not a true story… but it’s still
funny! Have a great day! *
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming
Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring
a discrimination case against Christians, Jews, and
observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was
unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the
passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his
gavel declaring, “Case dismissed!”

The lawyer immediately stood, objecting to the ruling and
saying, “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?
The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and others. The Jews
have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah, yet my client and
all other atheists have no such holidays.”

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do.
Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant.”

The lawyer said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any special
observance or holiday for atheists.”

The judge said, “The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s
Day. Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there
is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court that if
your client says there is no God, then he is a fool.
Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.”

Blessings,

Patricia